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Sun, Oct. 30th, 2005, 01:35 am
hawaiibeachhobo: "FALL BACK" TO THE PIT FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

I am going to use my god-like powers to get rid of daylight savings time.

As of right now, I am reliving the 1 o'clock hour. Some people would be all like JACKPOT! Sleep extra or who what. But I remember. Last spring, beleive it or not, we lost an hour. This hour is just make up for the earlier one. I see the hour as what it really is: A POSER. It tricks people into thinking its the coolest hour of the whole damn year but in reality, its just some bullshit actor in hollywood who seems so great in the ONE MOVIE he is in but he's really an ass hole and then later does so much crack and lands up becoming a whore. That's right, the one o'clock hour I am reliving is a dirty crack-loving man-whore.

Saving energy or something. PAH! That was a long time ago, during a war where they also were conseving metals and food, neither of which we do anymore. Nobody cares about consevation, so don't give that line.

Lots of places dont even follow daylight savings time, like Indiana. But im not gonna do anything crazy like GO THERE. I rather brush my hair with a loaded handgun.

And now its going to get dark earlier, which I DO like, BUT that would have happened if daylight savings wern't raining its hell-urine on us this day. Its going to screw with my mental clock. LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW.

I'D RATHER BE DEAD than have to change ALL of the clocks in my apartment for something so stupid again
-Godpasta

Sun, Oct. 30th, 2005 10:06 am (UTC)
ginapagott

I CONCUR! Being in Japan, I have to readjust my brain to do time conversions for all you fuckers in the US :P since we don't have it here!

Mon, Oct. 31st, 2005 04:37 pm (UTC)
rachofthejungle: It's like manufacturer's rebates, but for time!

Dude, daylight savings time is shit.

It's like a cheap marketing ploy to make you think you're getting something for free when in reality it belonged to you all along! Like, they take the hour from you forever ago, you mail in your reciept and wait 18-20 weeks for processing and delivery, and then all of the sudden you feel like you just got a free hour! Fuck that! The hour was mine to begin with, assholes! Your incompetence and slowness just made it feel free!