I am going to use my god-like powers to get rid of daylight savings time.
As of right now, I am reliving the 1 o'clock hour. Some people would be all like JACKPOT! Sleep extra or who what. But I remember. Last spring, beleive it or not, we lost an hour. This hour is just make up for the earlier one. I see the hour as what it really is: A POSER. It tricks people into thinking its the coolest hour of the whole damn year but in reality, its just some bullshit actor in hollywood who seems so great in the ONE MOVIE he is in but he's really an ass hole and then later does so much crack and lands up becoming a whore. That's right, the one o'clock hour I am reliving is a dirty crack-loving man-whore.
Saving energy or something. PAH! That was a long time ago, during a war where they also were conseving metals and food, neither of which we do anymore. Nobody cares about consevation, so don't give that line.
Lots of places dont even follow daylight savings time, like Indiana. But im not gonna do anything crazy like GO THERE. I rather brush my hair with a loaded handgun.
And now its going to get dark earlier, which I DO like, BUT that would have happened if daylight savings wern't raining its hell-urine on us this day. Its going to screw with my mental clock. LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW.
I'D RATHER BE DEAD than have to change ALL of the clocks in my apartment for something so stupid again